A Little Laugh

The following are a few of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. (Most probably from people who failed the first four times)

Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A. What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A. The pick up truck with the gun rack and bumper sticker saying," Guns don't kill people I do."

Q. When driving through fog, what should you use?

A. Your car

Q. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A. I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A. I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a yellow traffic light?

A. The color.

Q. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A. Carry loaded weapons.

Q. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A. Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/ she is cute.

PAPAL HUMOR

During his visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days. Finally, a weary President Clinton emerged to face the waiting news media. The President was smiling and announced the summit was a resounding success. He said he and the Pope agreed on 80% of the matters they discussed. Then Mr. Clinton declared he was going home to the White House to be with his family.

A few minutes later the Pope came out to make his statement. He looked tired, discouraged and was practically in tears. Sadly he announced his meeting with the President was a failure.

Incredulous, one reporter asked, "But your Holiness, President Clinton just announced the summit was a great success and the two of you agreed on 80% of the items discussed". Exasperated, the Pope answered, "Yes, but we were talking about the Ten Commandments."

*PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THIS ADDITION OF HUMOR IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OF THE POPE OR ROMANISM.  "The Management"